Last night, me and Mekime were talking silly about some Marvel characters and then it hit us… There was this epiphany that we now must share with the world:
Peter Parker, basically, earned his living by taking countless selfies.
Kim Kardashian aside, there aren’t that many people who can say the same.
Peter Parker was the original ‘serial-selfier’. Take that, Kim K! If he had a big booty, he’d be flippin’ rich by now.