I thought I’d post a few snippets of stuff I said today while playing Killzone: Shadow Fall. I only played through the first two chapters, so I’ll probably post more of these later. Enjoy.
Lucas dad: Come on Lucas, we gotta go!
Me: *sigh* Let’s go Luke, let’s follow the super generic white guy.
New character appears in the scene.
Me: *looks at new character* *looks at Luke’s dad* I bet one of you is totally going to die.
*Near the end of the the level”
Me: hmmm, maybe I was wrong…
Luke’s dad: *dies*
Me: Yeah, told you so.
Cute lady: *Walks into the scene*
Me: *scoffing* Oh look, my love interest is here.
Cute lady: *the first chance she gets* *steals my gun* *tries to shoot me*
Cute lady: *runs away*
Me: She seems nice.